Lindsay Perigo-Tide
Well, the usual suspects have been rampaging with their Trump Derangement Syndrome all week, especially after his triumphs in the Middle East, including the release of the last American hostage by Ham-Ass filth, the very lowest forms of life. Squawking like demented hens, Trump Derangement Syndromers were momentarily nonplussed when the first fruits of Orange Man Bad-Ass's tariff strategy were announced:  trade deals with Britonistan and China. The pretend free-traders who screeched no opposition to British or Chinese tariffs on American goods weren't quite sure what to say when it became apparent that, as a result of these deals, trade will be genuinely freer – and of course, fairer – than before: a sign of things to come with other countries. Such an outcome was a given to those not contaminated by Trump Derangement Syndrome. But something said humorously, off the cuff by Orange to the Brits was a gratifying and edifying surprise.

Well spotted on the elocution, President Orange! Yes, it is a beautiful accent, one of the manifestations of civilisation still remaining as Britonistan becomes more Woke, more Islamised and less free. The descent into tyranny coincides with the rise of the aesthetic terrorism  of fry-quacking [make quacking noises], on about which I regularly bang! Thus it was an enormous relief on Saturday night to be able to watch the Crusaders/Chiefs match with the sound up. Normally I have to mute it for the preliminaries and sometimes even the commentary itself because some abominable female is quacking her boobs off. [Make quacking noises] Keep women out of men's sports, I say! This time it was an all-male affair, before, during and after, as Jeff McTainsh, Justin Marshall, Jeff Wilson, Kieran Reed and Joey Wheeler did the honours, and I emerged with my sanity intact. It was a riveting, ferocious match, won eventually by the Chiefs. Inexplicably, the Crusaders didn't bring one of their best assets, James O'Connor, on to the field until it was too late. They've been doing this with him all along, since they signed him up at the start of the season. It's as though they're under-utilising him precisely because he's a game-changer. That's incomprehensible unless this is Tall Poppy Syndrome, closely related to Trump Derangement Syndrome, at work. Here is James a few weeks back against the Blues, winning the match for the Crusaders right on full time. It's a tough kick in driving rain. The sides are drawn, 22 all. The suspense is unbearable.

Now, I know I'm biased because he's drop-dead gorgeous, but a comment on Tik-Tok underneath that clip says it all: “Can we please have him in the starting line up??? Penney what are you thinking??!”
That's Rob Penney, Crusaders Chief Coach. Perhaps he has Talent Derangement Syndrome. Or is It DEI Syndrome?
On that matter, I would be remiss not to applaud Judith Collins for proposing to get rid of DEI from the public service. DEI is sick, disgusting and evil. For the taxpayer to be funding it is repulsive. Judith Collins is now saying public service appointments should be based on merit. Perish the thought! Yes, she's part of this Unaparty coalition which still embraces Net Zero and other Woke rubbish, whose upcoming deputy PM says “they” instead of “he,” but in the spirit of credit where it's due, to Judith Collins, the Freedom Award!
One outfit in New Zealand to be wary of that has Trump Derangement Syndrome is the New Zealand Initiative. Supposedly a non-partisan think tank, it's actually a hotbed of Davos Diabolism – globalist, Sorosian, elitist, the World Economic Forum in drag. Here's one of its staffers, Dr James Kierstead, on the reasons the better sides lost in both the Canadian and Australian elections, in a piece titled The Importance of Not Being Donald:
“Commentators across the English-speaking world have been pointing to one man as playing a decisive role in both these elections: Donald Trump.

“Trump’s impact is especially clear in Canada, which saw a resurgence of patriotism after Trump called for it to become the US’s ‘51st state.’ The Liberals, led by the cosmopolitan Carney, were the beneficiaries.

“This was largely because of the perceived Trumpishness of Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre, who railed against the World Economic Forum [oh my, we can't have that!] and pledged to defund the state-run Canadian Broadcasting Corporation [oh my, we can't have that, either!] Dutton set up a ‘government efficiency’ platform that echoed Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). [And we most certainly can't have that!]

“Centre-right parties should obviously learn from this, especially in terms of presentation. Poilievre’s Trump-like habit of adding derisive epithets to his opponent’s names (‘Carbon-tax Carney’) [oh, how offensive!] was never likely to go down well in a country with a notorious penchant for politeness.

“But there is also a danger of over-correcting. The Conservatives’ share of the vote in Canada was the highest since 1988, with the Liberals limited to a minority government. In Australia, the coalition won 32% of first-preference votes, only 3% fewer than the victorious Labour party. This suggests that a robust policy platform can win a healthy share of the vote.

“As voters across the Anglosphere have made clear, though, there is a line – the line that divides robust but civilised democratic politics from Trump’s MAGAlomania”

MAGAlomania?! Did you just name-call, DOCTOR Kierstead? How utterly … impolite! I'm so offended!! Where is my safe space?!
At DOCTOR James Kierstead and the Davos Diabolists of New Zealand Initiative, a hearty, DERISIVE laugh.
New Zealand Initiative, of course, hate Orange's tariffs, but they should be happy with the new Pope, even though he has a Made in America stamp. Two weeks ago, I, Lindsay Perigo, atheist, pleaded with the Cardinals to select a Catholic this time. They didn't. They don't yet listen to RCR evidently.They've chosen again a Woke Globalist who would do New Zealand Initiative proud. Quoting from RCR's Reality Bites:
‘Chicago-based Cardinal Robert Prevost was elected Pope, choosing to take the name Pope Leo XIV. The 69 year old became the first person from the US to assume the papacy. He was said to be aligned with his predecessor, Pope Francis, and would continue his reform agenda. In an address to the crowd at St Peter’s Square, Pope Leo said: “We have to seek together to be a missionary Church – a Church that builds bridges and dialogue”. He also called on Christians to “show our charity” and “be in dialogue with love”. Pope Leo promoted a collaborative and inclusive Church structure, advocating for the poor, migrants and marginalised communities, while committing to environmental stewardship to address climate change.Within hours of his confirmation, posts allegedly from the new pontiff's X account criticised the US immigration policies … ‘
Unquote. Sigh. Yawn. Were I, Lindsay Perigo, atheist, a Catholic, I would assuredly be praying today, “Lord, may we have our church back?

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